Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup... THICK!
Want to help raise my totem pole?
Altos know how to go down low.
Are you a touchdown dance? Because you’ve got me grooving.
Is your name River? Because you're flowing through my veins.
I’m no attorney, but I’d argue we’re a perfect match.
You’re like an emergency plumbing call—unexpected and totally worth it.
Tennyson wrote a series of poems about a lazy monarch. He called it 'Idles of the King.'
I aspire to be a Steeplejack.
Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?
Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!
Girl you make me want more cardiac muscarinic receptors.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I bet we'd get into some serious treble together.
Are you a quarterback sneak? Because you just stole my heart.
Do you have a fishing net for catching hearts and making them mine?
Are you cross-examining me? Because I feel like I’m under your spell.
Are you overtime? Because I’d spend all my extra hours with you.
I had to decide between making salad with my mom or playing catch with my dad, it was a toss-up.
