Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a linebacker? Because you tackle my heart.
Can I be your tackle box's best friend?
You must be a legal brief, because you’re concise, captivating, and to the point.
You must be my water meter, because I want to measure every drop of time I get with you.
Mathematicians are sum worshippers.
I can last longer than cast iron.
Aye girl lemme beat it like some cake mix!
My body's a temple, and you have a recommend.
Even when I can't see you face-to-face, you are always in my visuospatial sketchpad.
What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?
You and i are like c and b# we look different but were the same at heart.
Are you a safety? Because I’d give you my helmet anytime.
Is your name Fin-tastic? Because you're making a splash in my heart.
Are you an objection? Because you just overruled my better judgment.
Are you a hose? Because you keep everything flowing beautifully.
I was going to go as a polar bear but I figured [Your Costume] could break the ice, too.
Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense.
When I was watching the news, I saw a segment on earthworms.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Baby, you thicker than the bible, and I wanna read all yo pages!
