Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.
Where have you been pretty much all of my life?
Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?
Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?
Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?
Wanna play hide the Koala?
I'd like to take a safari in your outback.
I wanna get lost in your Outback.
Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.
Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I'd love to explore your Ridgeway.
I got a pois'nous snake in me pants, wanna see it?
I'm interested in working in your penal colony.
Let's boomerbang!
I got a sauso Sanga in me pants and I'm happy to see ya!
Do u have Australian in you? Would u like some?
Can I see the little joey in your pouch?
Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
