Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey, my name's Ethel, it's a really vintage name, i doubt you've ever heard it before.
Are you a quarterback scramble? Because my heart is running wild for you.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mer-maid for each other.
Are you an affidavit? Because you’ve sworn to steal my heart.
You must be a plumbing van, because you carry all my dreams.
Marie was curious about radium.
The thief was arrested as he left the fortune teller's house. He was caught read handed.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next.
Don't worry about slipping on the ice during this run, I'll be there to catch you.
You must be the promised land, because my liahona is pointed right at you.
We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?
Guy: Hey, do you have any pretentious avant-garde photographer in you? Girl: Um, no. Guy: Want some?
I love you more than 20th centrury composers love atonality.
Are you a cheerleader? Because I can’t help but cheer for you.
Are you a catch-and-release? Because I don't think I could ever let you go.
You must be habeas corpus, because you’ve captured my soul and brought it to court.
Are you a drain cleaner? Because you’ve cleared up all my doubts.
Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
I'd run three miles just to be with you.
