Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a game-winning touchdown? Because you’re unforgettable.
Are you a bait shop? Because you've got everything I've been fishing for.
I’d waive all my rights just to spend more time with you.
Are you my next project? Because I’d put in all the work for you.
When my husband asked me if I wanted a new alarm clock I said I was set.
When trying to curry favour with 16th Century French Protestants, it isn't what you know, it is Huguenot.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish.
I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
Hey, my name's Ethel, it's a really vintage name, i doubt you've ever heard it before.
Are you a quarterback scramble? Because my heart is running wild for you.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mer-maid for each other.
Are you an affidavit? Because you’ve sworn to steal my heart.
You must be a plumbing van, because you carry all my dreams.
Marie was curious about radium.
The thief was arrested as he left the fortune teller's house. He was caught read handed.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next.
Don't worry about slipping on the ice during this run, I'll be there to catch you.
You must be the promised land, because my liahona is pointed right at you.
