Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Babe, I ain't no hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Hey babe, are you gluten free tonight?
I'd like to play your cool B Side.
How about we try an experimental kiss?
I'd take my sun glasses off for you!
Let's get out of here and go fog up are non-prescription glasses.
Up for a little dominance and humiliation?
Hey, I'm looking for a second girlfriend. How about you?
Can I impale you with my 7″ stake?
Are you a witch? Because am under your spell.
You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.
Baby are you a diamond in the ruff cause I wanna cut you.
Worship me!
Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer.
Wanna go somewhere a little darker?
Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.
Hey there, sweet-fang!
Are you a boy or a girl... or does it matter?
Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It's black...
See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. C'mon lets get out of here!
