Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Boy are you a fifth because you're perfect.
Can you sing low? Because I'm all about that bass.
Let's just cut to the chase and duet already.
Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
You are treble-y cute.
I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.
Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!
If you were a solo, I'd give you a superior rating.
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
Hey baby, is your leading tone c#? Because I could see this night resolving to the D.
You make me crescendo.
You and i are like c and b# we look different but were the same at heart.
Altos know how to go down low.
I bet we'd get into some serious treble together.
If you were a saxophone, I could finger twelve notes on you with just my left hand.
There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...
