Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!
Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her
Your breath smells like Greenies.
I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
My, your butt smells delightful!
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?
What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy
I'll be your Tramp if you'll be my Lady.
You must be my backyard coz I really dig you
Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine
With your beauty and my thoroughbred we?d make an exotic litter of puppies
