Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If you were a cat, I'd let you sleep in my bed every night.
Let me take meowt on a date
You complete meow me
My vet says I'm lacking in Vitamin U.
You're purrrrfect!
Want to see some hairballs?
Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
Let's litter.
If a cat were to describe you. It would say you're purrrrfect.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
You're the cats whiskers.
If you were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I'll make you purrrrrrrrr.
I like cats more than dogs.
I will pawlways love you
Your appearance is so repugnant, it could make a sewage treatment plant smell like a field of roses.
You have a face that could make a strong man weep tears of despair and contemplate the meaninglessness of life.
Your ugliness is so all-encompassing, it's a wonder that mirrors don't shatter in your presence.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would refuse to touch your face, knowing that it's beyond saving.
Your face is like a train wreck, a horrifying disaster that leaves onlookers scarred for life.
