Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I've called heaven and told them they must be missing an angel fish.
Have u ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Can I fish in your pond?
Are you Swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.
Hey girl, tuna round and let me see that bass.
The rod's not that big, but I sure know how to wiggle the worm.
Nice bobbers!
You can look through my tackle box.
You wanna get out of this fishbowl?
I have a lucky pole.
Are you a wire? Because I'm getting entangled in your love.
Is your dad an electrician? Because you're sparking joy in my life.
Are you an electrical socket? Because I want to plug into your heart.
Do you have a power source? Because I feel a strong connection with you.
Is your mom a light bulb? Because you light up my world.
Are you a transformer? Because you make my heart change frequency.
Do you have a switch? Because you turned on my feelings.
Are you an electric current? Because you're flowing through my veins.
Do you have a resistance? Because my heart can't resist you.
Is your dad a power station? Because you're generating a lot of attraction.
