Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a quarterback scramble? Because my heart is running wild for you.
Are you a cheerleader? Because I can't help but cheer for you.
Are you a screen pass? Because you've got me catching feelings.
Are you a defensive end? Because you've got me rushing towards you.
Are you a flea flicker? Because you've got me fooled in the best way.
Are you a touchdown celebration? Because you're worth celebrating.
Are you a game-winning field goal? Because you're my winning kick.
Are you a football helmet? Because I want to protect you.
Are you a football stadium? Because I want to fill you with cheers.
Are you a tight spiral? Because you've got me spinning.
Are you a two-point conversion? Because you're worth the risk.
Are you a kickoff return? Because you've got me running back for more.
Are you a running play? Because you've got my heart racing.
Are you a wide receiver screen? Because I want to be your go-to.
Are you a flea flicker? Because you've got me tossing and turning.
Are you a goal line? Because I want to cross over with you.
Are you a pass interference? Because you've obstructed my view of anyone else.
Are you a punt? Because you've got me punting for your love.
Are you a touchdown pass? Because you've got me in the endzone.
Are you a game-winning drive? Because I'm your biggest fan.
