Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!
An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug.
Hey baby, you have a great stride.
I believe in eating all organic.
Your sense of wanderlust is truly strong, I love every second I am with you, girl.
Is your name the Beast, because I want to ride you tonight.
Not even the veil could make me forget you!
Are you a touchdown? Because you just scored big with me.
Is your name Pike? Because you’ve got me chasing after you like crazy.
Are you a fuse? Because you light up my world.
The general started bowling before his aide had entered his name on the score sheet. He had launched a pre-emptive strike.
I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
Is your name Dolly? Because I have some great wood waiting for you.
Hi. Can I get you a drink?
Are you a cheerleader? Because your smile is cheering me on.
Are you a cast net? Because you’ve caught every part of me.
Are you fresh produce? Because you’re the pick of the season.
You must be a spark plug, because you ignite my passion.
Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.
You make my heart as spongey as the A's infield
