Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a football cleat? Because you've left an impression on my heart.
Are you a football punt? Because you've caught my attention and I can't look away.
Are you a football season? Because I want to experience every moment with you.
Are you a football fan? Because I'm falling for you harder than a quarterback throws a Hail Mary.
Are you a football goalpost? Because I'd love to spend my time with you at the end zone.
Are you a football chant? Because I can't help but cheer for you.
Are you a football draft? Because I choose you to be my MVP.
I never knew food could be so delicious until I tasted your cooking.
Can I be your kitchen assistant? Because I'd love to help you make our chemistry sizzle.
I bet you could make even the blandest dish taste amazing.
You must be a saucier because you're making me saucy.
Your culinary skills are amazing, but what really impresses me is your ability to spice things up.
You're like the perfect ingredient to my recipe for love.
Hey chef, can I be the kitchen to your restaurant?
Your culinary creations are a feast for the eyes, but I'm more interested in feasting on you.
I love your culinary skills, but what I really want is a taste of your lips.
You must be a professional chef because you've got my heart cooking up a storm.
Hey chef, can I have the recipe for your heart?
Hey chef, I'd love to whisk you away for a romantic dinner.
I'd love to watch you cook and learn from the best.
