Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You’re the fertilizer to my dreams—making them grow bigger and better.
Are you a capacitor? Because you’ve stored all my love in your heart.
The race dogs got a bad case of the fleas - they had to be scratched.
While practicing the drums in the bassment, the boy fell, hit his head, and got a percussion.
I think I'm falling in glove with you.
I'd put you in my guard any day.
I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?
Is that a woodie or are you just happy to see me?
Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.
Baby, yuh look sweet like a ginger candy, me wan unwrap you and taste ya spices.
Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.
Are you a football field? Because I want to score a touchdown with you.
Are you a fishing rod? Because with you, every moment feels like a perfect catch.
Are you my harvest? Because everything I’ve worked for leads to you.
You must be an insulator, because you’ve kept me warm even through the shocks.
You're so tasty, I bet you don't need a certification.
I get my large circumference from too much pi.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
I relish the idea of spending time with you. We should ketchup sometime.
