Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a bartender or a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I think I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Is it just me, or are you the most beautiful person in this bar?
Are you a martini? Because you're making me a little bit dirty.
I don't usually order cocktails, but I'll have a martini if you're the one making it.
Do you have a straw? Because you just made me weak in the knees.
Is it just me, or does this drink taste better when I'm talking to you?
Do you have any tequila? Because I'm looking to get a little bit of salt, a little bit of lime, and a whole lot of you.
Can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer cash tips?
Are you a bartender? Because you just gave me a shot of love.
Is your dad a pirate? Because you're a treasure I've been searching for.
Are you a dolphin? Because you make me want to jump for joy.
Can I borrow your surfboard? Because I want to ride the waves of your love.
Is your name Baywatch? Because you've been running in slow motion in my mind all day.
Are you a seagull? Because you've stolen my heart.
Can I be your beach ball? Because I want to bounce into your life.
Are you a tide? Because you make my heart rise and fall.
Can I be your surf instructor? Because I want to ride the waves of your love.
Are you a lighthouse? Because you guide me towards happiness.
Can I be your beach fire? Because I want to keep you warm all night.
