Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a wiring diagram? Because you’ve mapped out my heart.
A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note.
The manicurist went back to college to become a veterinarian. She was great at giving a pet a cure.
Finding you is better than finding a pot of gold.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
Are you a dive set? Because you leave my knees weak.
I’d love to dig into a plate of you...
Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.
Hey girl, let's go get lost at IKEA.
Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it's a little dryer than most.
Can I be your kitchen assistant? Because I’d love to help you make our chemistry sizzle.
You must be a spinnerbait, because you've got me spinning every time you smile.
Are you a combine harvester? Because you’re gathering all the best parts of me.
You’re like perfectly installed wiring—everything feels connected with you.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers!
The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column.
The poet wrote an ode about a tractor. It was a classic case of man verses machine.
Was your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.
