Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I drove around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway on my John Deere. I was on a track tour.
I would gladly wait in the airport if you are the one I am waiting for, my darling.
Hey babe, are you gluten free tonight?
Hey chef, can I be the kitchen to your restaurant?
What’s your signature cocktail? I’d love to know the recipe for making you smile.
Are you a sheep? Because you’ve got me flocking to your side.
You must be stranded wire, because every strand of you is amazing.
What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus? Gobbleheads.
It's Pon Farr. If you don't come home with me tonight, I'll die. You don't want that on your consciense, do you?
The flower that wilted was in desperate need of a stem cell transplant.
The young bovine hated to see the Prodigal Son return since he knew that he was the fated calf.
With you I am the real me, and nothing else seems to matter.
Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?
I'd like to play your cool B Side.
Your culinary creations are a feast for the eyes, but I’m more interested in feasting on you.
Is it just me, or is the room spinning from how stunning you are?
You must be a windmill, because you’re driving my heart to new heights.
Are you a wire stripper? Because you’ve uncovered the real me.
What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
