Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I wasn't expecting to find my New Year's spark tonight, but then you walked in.
This year's been good, but meeting you just made it the best one yet.
Are you ready to toast to something unforgettable—like you and me?
If tonight's about leaving the past behind, let's start the new year together.
You're like a perfect countdown—exciting, thrilling, and leading to something incredible.
I don't need a resolution to know I want to spend more time with you.
My year just got a lot better, and it's because you're in it.
I'm not great at resolutions, but I promise to make you smile more this year.
Let's turn tonight into a story we'll still be talking about next year.
You're the spark I didn't know I needed to end this year right.
Are you champagne bubbles? Because you're lifting me up.
I don't need a clock to tell me it's midnight—my heart's already racing for you.
New year, same me, falling for someone as amazing as you.
Can I be your midnight toast? I'll promise to be bubbly and worth raising a glass to.
Do you believe in starting the year with a bang? Because I think we just did.
Let's not let the clock decide how tonight ends—how about we keep it going?
If you're the start of my year, I know it's going to be incredible.
I didn't expect to find a reason to celebrate beyond midnight—but here you are.
If tonight's about starting fresh, I'd love to start something with you.
Are you as excited for midnight as I am? Because I've got a kiss saved just for you.
