Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Girl you are five rings of fine. That's more than opening ceremony got!
You must be a Customs personnel in the airport because I'd declare all that I have for you.
If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.
You’re like the perfect recipe, I just can’t resist.
Are you always this good at multitasking, or is flirting with me your specialty tonight?
You must be a goat, because you’re the Greatest of All Time.
Are you a wire tester? Because you’ve found the live connection to my heart.
Can you feel the Pon Farr tonight?
Just after thimbles were invented there was a shortage, so many people got stuck without one.
Are you an Olympic bobsledder? because u look like you know your way around dangerous curves.
Hey boy, are you confirmation? because you complete me.
I got a pois'nous snake in me pants, wanna see it?
You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.
I don’t need any dessert because you are already so sweet.
I came in for a drink, but I’m leaving with a crush—are refills free?
Are you a pasture? Because I’d happily spend all my time with you.
You’re like a perfectly installed cable—smooth, flawless, and essential.
What happens to a turkey on Thanksgiving? It gets the stuffing knocked in to it.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
