Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you the standard deduction? Because you're making my life so much easier.
I must be a fixed asset, because my heart appreciates you every day.
Are you net income? Because you've become the bottom line of my happiness.
Are you revenue? Because every time I see you, my spirits increase.
Let's merge like companies, because together, we'd be unstoppable.
Are you inventory? Because I can't wait to count you as mine.
Are you my tax preparer? Because you've got all the right answers.
Are you a contingent liability? Because I didn't expect to fall for you this hard.
You must be an intangible asset, because I can't describe how amazing you are.
Are you my tax bracket? Because you're in a league of your own.
You've got my heart crediting love and debiting loneliness.
Are you a trial balance? Because everything feels right when you're around.
You're like my favorite spreadsheet—organized, efficient, and absolutely perfect.
Are you a variance report? Because you're an unexpected surprise.
You must be working capital, because you're keeping my heart running smoothly.
Are you a ledger? Because I'd trust you with all my entries.
Are you interest revenue? Because my feelings for you just keep growing.
I don't need to amortize my feelings—my love for you is instant.
Are you a balance sheet? Because my assets and liabilities are all about you.
