Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you due diligence? Because every time I'm around you, I'm extra cautious with my feelings.
You must be pro bono, because loving you feels like a gift.
Are you an appellate brief? Because you've completely overturned my world.
You must be a class action, because everyone wants to be around you.
Are you a leading question? Because the answer to being with you is always yes.
You must be a witness stand, because I'd confess everything to you.
Are you equitable relief? Because being with you makes everything fair.
You must be statutory interpretation, because you bring clarity to my life.
You must be an injunction, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
Are you a bill in Congress? Because I'd vote for you every single time.
You must be arbitration, because you bring peace to my heart.
Are you burden of proof? Because I'm ready to prove I'm worth your time.
You must be a severability clause, because no matter what happens, I want you in my life.
Are you attorney-client privilege? Because everything feels safe with you.
You must be my dream case, because you're everything I've been working for.
Are you a tractor? Because you just plowed straight into my heart.
You must be fertile soil, because my heart's ready to grow something special with you.
Are you a barn? Because I want to keep all my love stored with you.
You're like a perfect crop—worth every ounce of effort.
Are you a scarecrow? Because you've got me standing still in awe.
