Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I didn't need fireworks to feel the sparks—meeting you was enough.
Cheers to a night of new beginnings... and to you being in all of mine.
Are you an asset? Because you've increased the value of my life.
You must be a debit, because you've got my attention balanced.
Are you a journal entry? Because you've got me adjusting my priorities.
You're like my favorite ledger—every time I think of you, things just add up.
Do you believe in accrual love? Because my feelings for you just keep building.
Are you a T-account? Because you balance me perfectly.
You must be an audit, because you've uncovered all the best parts of me.
Are you FIFO? Because you've been first in my heart for a long time.
Are you retained earnings? Because I want to invest in you forever.
Are you my balance sheet? Because you're everything I've been looking for.
You must be a cash flow statement, because you make my heart run smoothly.
I don't need to reconcile my feelings—they're all in favor of you.
Are you an expense? Because I can't stop spending time thinking about you.
Are you depreciation? Because my resistance to you is decreasing over time.
You're like a tax refund—completely unexpected but absolutely wonderful.
Are you a CPA? Because you've certified my love as authentic.
Are you double-entry accounting? Because you're a perfect match for me.
You've got me doing emotional audits, and every line points to loving you.
