Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you an internal audit? Because you've revealed how amazing you truly are.
I must be inventory, because my heart is turning over just thinking about you.
Are you cost accounting? Because you're adding so much value to my life.
You must be net profit, because you're what I've been working toward.
Are you tax-free? Because being with you feels like pure gain.
You're like a clean audit opinion—rare and incredibly valuable.
Are you a CPA exam? Because I'd study you all night long.
Are you an adjusted trial balance? Because everything feels complete when you're near.
You must be my ledger, because my life feels perfectly balanced with you in it.
Are you a closing argument? Because you've convinced me to fall for you.
You must be a legal brief, because you're concise, captivating, and to the point.
Are you an objection? Because you just overruled my better judgment.
You must be precedent, because everything about you sets the standard.
I'm no attorney, but I'd argue we're a perfect match.
Are you cross-examining me? Because I feel like I'm under your spell.
You must be a contract, because I want to sign my heart over to you.
Are you a deposition? Because I want to hear everything about you.
My love for you is like stare decisis—it's binding and unshakable.
Are you my law professor? Because I could study you all day.
You must be a judge, because you've ruled over my heart.
