Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a statute? Because you've codified everything I've ever wanted.
You must be tort law, because you've caused some serious emotional damage—in the best way.
I'd waive all my rights just to spend more time with you.
Are you an affidavit? Because you've sworn to steal my heart.
You must be habeas corpus, because you've captured my soul and brought it to court.
Is your name Justice? Because you're what I've been searching for.
Are you voir dire? Because you're selecting all the right qualities in me.
You must be a Supreme Court case, because you're making history in my heart.
Are you a legal precedent? Because my feelings for you are unavoidable.
Are you legal research? Because I could spend hours poring over your details.
You must be a discovery document, because every detail about you is a treasure.
Are you a settlement? Because you've resolved all the chaos in my heart.
You must be a cross-appeal, because you've completely turned my heart around.
Are you a motion for summary judgment? Because I'm ready to decide you're the one.
You must be strict liability, because I'm falling for you, no matter what.
Are you a jury verdict? Because you're unanimous perfection.
You must be a law review article, because you're so well-composed and brilliant.
You must be my opening statement, because you've set the tone for something amazing.
Are you a non-compete clause? Because I'd never want anyone else but you.
You must be cross-examination, because you're asking all the right questions of my heart.
