Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you the rain? Because you've brought new life to my heart.
You must be a sturdy fence post, because you're holding everything together for me.
Are you a cow? Because you've got me mooing with delight.
You're like my favorite field—full of endless possibilities.
Are you a stethoscope? Because you just listened to my heart and took my breath away.
I must be a patient, because I'm hooked on you like an IV drip.
You must be a doctor, because you've just healed my broken heart.
Are you a prescription? Because you're exactly what I needed today.
Are you an X-ray? Because I can see right through to your heart.
Are you a scalpel? Because you've got me feeling cut open and exposed.
You must specialize in infectious diseases, because your smile is contagious.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.
You're like a good prognosis—rare and wonderful.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you've just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
You must be a neurologist, because you've just rewired my brain for love.
Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I must be hypothermic, because your smile warms me up instantly.
You must be a general practitioner, because you're good at everything.
Are you a waiting room? Because I'd spend hours just being near you.
You must be a diagnosis, because you've got me feeling something I've never felt before.
