Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be a bedside commode, because I can't go anywhere without thinking of you.
Are you a syringe? Because you've got me stuck on you.
You must be a crash cart, because you've revived my heart.
You're like a warm blanket from the supply room—cozy and comforting.
Are you a blood draw? Because I'm feeling lightheaded from your charm.
You're the kind of nurse who could heal anything, including my lonely heart.
Are you hand sanitizer? Because you're so refreshing to be around.
You must be a hospital, because I'm admitting I've fallen for you.
Are you a medical chart? Because I'd love to get a closer look at your details.
You're like the perfect diagnosis—unexpected and wonderful.
Are you antibiotics? Because you've cured my loneliness.
You must be a medical mask, because you've got me breathless.
Are you a thermometer? Because you're making my temperature rise.
You're like a heart monitor—always keeping me in rhythm.
Are you a vaccine? Because you've just given me hope.
You must be a medical conference, because you've got me learning new things about love.
Are you a pair of scrubs? Because I'd wear you every day.
You're like the perfect diagnosis—unexpected and exactly what I needed.
Are you a tongue depressor? Because I'm speechless around you.
You must be an OR, because you're where all the magic happens.
