Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
My love for you flows stronger than a high-pressure pipe.
Are you pipe insulation? Because you keep me warm even on cold nights.
Are you a drainage pipe? Because you carry away all my worries.
Are you galvanized steel? Because you're strong, dependable, and unbreakable.
Are you a pipe wrench? Because you've got a firm grip on my heart.
You must be a pipe wrench, because you've tightened all my loose ends.
Are you a plunger? Because you've cleared out all the negativity in my life.
Are you a plumber's torch? Because you've welded yourself to my heart.
You must be a basin wrench, because you're perfect for all the hard-to-reach places.
My heart doesn't need fixing, but I'd still call you every time.
Are you a pipe threader? Because you've threaded your way through my life.
You're like the perfect fitting tool—meant just for me.
You must be my plumber's tape, because you seal all my doubts.
Are you a flux brush? Because you've applied the perfect touch to my heart.
You're the only tool I'd never loan out.
Are you a hand auger? Because you've cleared all the blockages in my day.
You must be a hacksaw, because you've cut through all my defenses.
Are you a Teflon tape? Because you've wrapped my heart up tight.
Are you a compression fitting? Because you make everything come together.
You're my favorite tool in the shed—reliable and irreplaceable.
