Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're like a generator—bringing energy into my life.
Are you a fuse? Because you light up my world.
You must be a spark plug, because you ignite my passion.
Are you a volt? Because you make my heart race.
You're the reason my heart has a steady flow of love.
Are you a breaker box? Because you've turned my power on.
You must be a lightning bolt, because you've struck me with love.
Are you a capacitor? Because you've stored all my love in your heart.
You must be an insulator, because you've kept me warm even through the shocks.
Are you a power source? Because you keep me energized.
You must be a light switch, because you've turned me on.
Are you a socket? Because I'm plugged into you.
You must be an ohm, because I can't resist you.
Are you an arc flash? Because you're dangerously stunning.
You're like an LED light—bright, efficient, and always dazzling.
Are you a current tester? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
You must be my electric bill, because I'd spend anything to keep you close.
Are you a wire? Because you've connected me to happiness.
You must be copper, because you're a great conductor of my affection.
Are you a wiring diagram? Because you've mapped out my heart.
