Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a battery? Because you're the energy that keeps me going.
You're like a perfect voltage drop—always smooth and balanced.
Are you an electric heater? Because you've warmed my heart completely.
You must be a three-way switch, because you've lit up every room in my life.
Are you a dimmer switch? Because you've set the perfect mood in my heart.
You're like a perfectly wired chandelier—classy, elegant, and always shining.
Are you a grounding clamp? Because you've secured my love.
You're like electricity—powerful, essential, and impossible to live without.
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One... or two?
Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? -- He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Why did God invent whiskey? -- So the Irish would never rule the world.
Paddy and Murphy were walking down a road one day, Paddy said, Murphy, can you see that beautiful wood over there Murphy, I can't see, theirs trees in the way!
What is a video game characters favorite martial art? Hitboxing!
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
When God made you, he was showing off
So there you are! I've been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams
Did it hurt? ... when you fell out of heaven?
Are you a terrorist? ... cause you're the bomb!
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
