Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
What do you call it when Santa takes a break from delivering presents? Santa pause
What do you call it when Cris Kringle claps his hands? Santapplause
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop needles
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow
Where do you find reindeer? Depends where you left them
Noah: I thought we had two turkeys when we left? Noah's Wife: Well, it is Christmas…
Wanna go for a bite? (Vampire)
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I don't know what the trick is, but you're certainly a treat.
Tricks aren't really my thing. But you're sure a treat.
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach, and worms, and maggots...
I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.
I was going to go as a ghost but you'll get to see my sheets later.
Wow, that's one fantastic spread!
If we were around with Noah, then you, me, pair!
My parents are home, wanna come over?
I'd marry Leah if it meant I'd also get to marry you.
Hey, look! Matching Bible covers!
We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits.
