Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You don't wanna go home with me? Objection!
Ouch. You stepped on my foot. I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.
I have an oral argument for you.
That sure is a lovely set of lungs you are wearing today
I've never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight.
I'm not bragging or anything but, I'm Merman.
Your skin is burning like my heart.
Did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?
Bet we could fit two in those bunkers.
They don't call me a hard man for nothing...
Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?
You have really nice forearms.
Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.
Your rubbers are looking a little used, I have some new ones, wanna try?
I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like to grab, do you mind?
