Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I got your mountain right here.
My portaledge sleeps two, you know.
Want to restuff my chalk balls while I recalibrate your GPS?
Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.
You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?
My farmers tan is all over my body.
You'd sure look good in my milking boots.
I have a crockpot and I know how to use it.
I'm on a seafood diet... I see food and I eat it.
Where's the bin? Dad: I haven't been anywhere!
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
Some jokes get dated, other jokes get married.
The overweight painter could not lose weight despite years of exposure to thinners.
The former Dallas running back told me the most amazing story. It was Emmit's myth.
A locksmith is a key employee.
The river crested when a factory spilled toothpaste into it.
I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.
When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears.
