Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
My blade's not the only thing made of steel.
Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.
I would like to pray with you
You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?
Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written.
Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?
If we were around at the time of Noahs Ark, we´d be paired as a couple
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee... and less drippy.
I have an oral argument for you.
Wanna go for a bite? (Vampire)
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
Are you librarian? Because I really need to get shushed!
Maybe we should take a break.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
Next place I want to see your hijab is on my bedroom floor.
You're looking for a knight in shining armour? I just happen to be wearing the armour of God
