Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I only drool when I'm standing upright.
My blade's not the only thing made of steel.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Well if I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
I saw you have good running form; want to grab a salad tonight?
Wanna do some cross training?
I'll buy you spandex and spikes, because you deserve everything nice.
There are two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast me, or I can just take off my shirt.
Hey, are those running tights you have on reflective? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Are you sure that running vest is wicking? Because you look HOT!
Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!
I never have a false start.
You must be tired. Because you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Are you the 200 medley cause you take my breath away.
Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?
I'm going to go for two after I score.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
