Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If you're a volleyball player, I think we can set up a date.
Just call me Puss in Boots
I don't know what the trick is, but you're certainly a treat.
I got a nasty electric shock the other day, but I wasn't phased.
I know it's against the rules, but I'd love to touch you more than 3 times.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
You really are a fisher of men cause baby you just reeled me in.
Your body is something I wouldn't wanna cover.
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
If I get a block on you, can I get your number?
Tricks aren't really my thing. But you're sure a treat.
I'd give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus, so you can have my number instead.
Is your name Touchdown? Because I wanna scream it every time I score with you.
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months
A fiddle isn't the only thing my fingers know their way around.
If I were David I would want you to be my Bathsheba.
Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?
Baby is that my name tattooed on your back?
I've been reading the Book of Numbers, and realized I don't have yours.
