Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
We aren't even in hot yoga, yet you make them sweat.
I love it when you wear your yoga pants all day.
I will walk across your bridge.
You can call me Palhares. Because I can't wait to tap that.
Are those Vale Tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?
I hope our love is like a GSP fight. It never ends.
Been thinking about you a latte.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Right now, I'm craving pizza, but I'm craving you more.
I like my pizza like I like my men. Deep.
If I don't get your number, I'm going to fall to pizzas.
I want to give you olive my love.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.
Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?
I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.
