Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Have you been running because your hair is sweaty.
You got my heart racing like a thermogenic.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
You're like cardio circuit, you get my heart racing.
Do you have your workout name? Mine is Master Blaster!
Hey, you wanna go grab a protein shake?
All of my gym buddy is to have a perfect body, but for me my goal is to have you.
Do you believe in love at first squat?
Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?
How'd you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?
Nice calves. Have you been working on them?
You must have great cardio because you just ran away with my heart.
Do you come here often? Because you are fit.
This court isn't the only place where I'm going to be diving.
Are you a volleyball? Because I'd dive for you anytime.
If you're a volleyball player, I think we can set up a date.
I know it's against the rules, but I'd love to touch you more than 3 times.
