Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Babe I just want to take you home and show you my big... medicine cabinet.
You know what they say about the size of a man's carbon footprint.
How about we go back to your place and cause some global warming?
John Deere had a lot of detractors when he announced his invention.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Well if I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Don't play with my mind, play with my boobs.
I like the look of your diaper. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
You must be a transformer because you’re transforming my day into something special.
I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.
This court isn't the only place where I'm going to be diving.
So do you have an oral or an fixation?
You’re like a new set of tools—exciting, shiny, and so useful in my life.
What is a video game characters favorite martial art? Hitboxing!
When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears.
Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
Are you a volleyball? Because I’d dive for you anytime.
I enjoy long walks to the MEG scanner and one-on-one time with a participant in the Eyetracker.
I'll get your tides flowing.
