Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You are what they call a bombshell and how lucky I am that you are mine.
Some days I wish you were like a flight just so I can be the one to catch you up.
It seems I have got me some good tickets, want to check if my seat reclines?
You're an artist? I'd let you draw me naked anytime
Hey girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection.
Like the Mona Lisa smile, I find your smile absolutely intriguing.
You had me at the gallery entrance.
Nice to meet you. I would shake your hand but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.
Baby is that my name tattooed on your back?
Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?
Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Will you be my date to mass?
Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.
Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.
Girl are you the Ascension? Cause you're a Glorious Mystery.
Hey are you busy Sunday? Wanna meet me at the altar?
Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.
Wow girl, I know you're going to hell because its got to be a sin to look that good!
Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.
