Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?
Come here often? I seriously can't remember.
Hey baby, I'm rich and probably going to die soon.
You, me and the defribrillator, baby.
I should have brought my oxygen tank because you take my breath away.
I'm going to a funeral tomorrow...do you want to join me?
Wanna judge these reckless teenagers together?
You. Me. Dance floor. Now. Don't give me no ado about nothing.
Babe I just want to take you home and show you my big... medicine cabinet.
I like the look of your diaper. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Quebec wants to ban pit bulls… Except for the one in my pants.
I know a place that serves the best donair: My pants.
Can I explore your Northwest Passage?
Girl, I want to dip these 'timbits' in your mouth.
