Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Girl, you're more perfect that a McLaren MP4-12C.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?
That is a gun in a pocket and I am not pleased to see you.
You're like an appetizer, cause you always come first.
It seems I have got me some good tickets, want to check if my seat reclines?
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
That sure is a lovely set of lungs you are wearing today
Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Will you be my date to mass?
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Your cooking is so good, I’d even eat my vegetables for you.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but aren't you extremely fugly?
You’re like a Michelin star chef, but even better.
Want to charge up with me?
Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.
Are you the 200 medley cause you take my breath away.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You're an artist? I'd let you draw me naked anytime
Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.
Girl, I know you want this tip.
