Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Your car's fuel efficiency is a cruel joke, devouring gasoline like a ravenous beast and leaving your wallet in tears.
The seats in your car are as uncomfortable as sitting on a bed of sharp nails, punishing your backside with each jolt.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bombshell that nobody wants around.
Do you believe in love at first shock?
You must be a transformer because you're transforming my day into something special.
Is your name Touchdown? Because I wanna scream it every time I score with you.
Are you a playbook? Because I can't seem to figure you out, but I want to.
Are you a football game? Because I can't wait to get you on my schedule.
Can I have a moment alone with your cooking? I'd like to savor every bite.
Hey chef, are you a fan of fusion cuisine? Because I think we'd make a great pairing.
Your cooking is so good, I'd even eat my vegetables for you.
You're like a Michelin star chef, but even better.
Hey chef, do you have a secret recipe for love?
I must be a good customer because I keep getting served by the most beautiful bartender in the place.
Are you a sandcastle? Because I want to build a future with you.
Do you have a stethoscope? Because I think we could take our relationship to the next level... and listen to each other's hearts beat as one.
Is your name Trout? Because you're making my heart trouting along with excitement.
Are you eggnog? Because you're smooth, sweet, and I can't get enough of you.
Are you a gift under the tree? Because I've been good all year and I deserve you.
I wasn't planning on staying up late tonight, but meeting you made it worth it.
