Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Can I make your first memory of the new year a great one? How about you let me be your midnight kiss?
You’re like my favorite fitting—impossible to live without.
Are you getting big or are you just happy to see me?
My life without you is like bhel without chutney.
Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
So, read any good Surahs lately?
Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.
I'm a lawyer... Thrust me.
You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.
Your food is making my mouth wet.
My love for you resemble a hairball. I can't hold it in.
Are you a defensive specialist because you could definitely dig me.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
My spandex aren't the only thing that's tight.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Are you a top spin? Cause you got me hitting the floor.
I am drawn to your light. (Mothman)
