Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you counting down too? Because I'm counting the moments until I see you smile again.
Why watch fireworks outside when the real magic is happening right here with you?
Are you goodwill? Because you're making me feel priceless.
Are you a motion to dismiss? Because I can't object to anything about you.
I must need CPR, because you've taken my breath away.
Are you a sterile environment? Because you've eliminated all my doubts.
Are you a pipe? Because I'm completely connected to you.
You're like a new set of tools—exciting, shiny, and so useful in my life.
You're like the perfect flow rate—steady, reliable, and just right.
Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? -- It swells during the night!
Who was the most famous French skeleton? - Napoleon bone-apart
Which building does Dracula visit in New York? - The Vampire State Building.
I am drawn to your light. (Mothman)
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (Delivery Guy)
Good thing I'm here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Police)
I'm a doctor and you look like you could use these shots.
Will you be my Valentine? I can wait.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
