Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
Do you play basketball? Because you're a slam dunk!
I wish someone was there to alley-oop my air-balls.
May I put my balls in your basket?
Wow, you have really impressive forefoot strike.
Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.
You lane or mine?
Smash or pass? In tennis I'll do both.
I'm tired of the singles action—how about we play some doubles?
I'll call every ball out so we can stay in love.
Are you getting big or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a defensive specialist because you could definitely dig me.
My spandex aren't the only thing that's tight.
Are you a top spin? Cause you got me hitting the floor.
Are you a volleyball? Cause I'd get my hands all over you any day.
Are you from Brazil because you look like you'd be good off your back.
Your love is like a cage. I can't escape it.
Are you a pizza? Because I don't want to share you.
I spelled out your name with the pepperonis.
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.
