Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I liverspotted you from across the bar?
Are you a doctor’s note? Because you’re my reason to take a break from everything else.
Don't walk away, babe. You may not think I'm perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.
May I put my balls in your basket?
You must be a white coat, because you’re the symbol of everything I admire.
You've got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Are you a script from a previous show? Because I'll never forget you.
Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.
You’re like a perfectly sealed joint—everything just fits.
By the many arms of Vishnu, I want to stick it in your butt.
Can I make your first memory of the new year a great one? How about you let me be your midnight kiss?
You’re like my favorite fitting—impossible to live without.
Are you getting big or are you just happy to see me?
My life without you is like bhel without chutney.
Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
So, read any good Surahs lately?
