Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Is that your boyfriend? I think you can do better than that!
I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
Yes I drink blood. You wouldn't happen to be menstruating now, would you?
You know, even my penis sheath is black velvet!
No, no, no... what's your REAL name?
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.
You're a Major part of my life. Without you, I'd B flat.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Richard?
I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.
When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!
Show me some catnip.
How you feline? Because you're purrfect, I'm not kitten!
I've seen roadkill that's more appealing than your sorry excuse for a face, you monstrosity.
Are you a quarterback sneak? Because you've caught me off guard.
Hey chef, can I be your taste tester for the night?
Your cooking skills are impressive, but what really sets you apart is your ability to make my heart skip a beat.
Can I make your first memory of the new year a great one? How about you let me be your midnight kiss?
Are you a doctor's note? Because you're my reason to take a break from everything else.
You must be a white coat, because you're the symbol of everything I admire.
