Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
So you're still Straight? Have you met me?
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
I'll call every ball out so we can stay in love.
Are you a pizza? Because I don't want to share you.
When the knight logged onto his computer there was the message, 'You got mail.' It was a chain letter.
I like your melons, can I taste them?
Yeah I own my home; it's on the back of my truck.
When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn.
The Holy Spirit is driving me into the wilderness of your temptations.
I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.
Let's become a potty of two tonight.
I spelled out your name with the pepperonis.
Dorothy's dog, of the Wizard of Oz fame, always eats his food entirely - he never leaves any scraps because it's in toto.
Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?
Do you play basketball? Because you're a slam dunk!
When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!
I wish someone was there to alley-oop my air-balls.
High, I'm Will, God's will!
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? ‘Because I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
