Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You look like you have excellent genetics and would be a fine mother. Wanna breed?
Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?
A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
The tap dancer's routine ran hot and cold.
The Junior NCO had sore wrists. The doctor said it was corporal tunnel syndrome.
A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver.
Dorothy's dog, of the Wizard of Oz fame, always eats his food entirely - he never leaves any scraps because it's in toto.
I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.
You can't sing with a mouthful of garbanzo beans, so hummus a tune.
When the knight logged onto his computer there was the message, 'You got mail.' It was a chain letter.
When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn.
Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs. I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.
You look this good and its only Saturday? I'd like to see you in your Sunday Best.
Let's become a potty of two tonight.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger.
Is your name Ronaldinho? Because your ball control is amazing.
I can bend it better than beckham.
Let's play soccer. You can be the goalie and I'll try to score with my Jabulani balls!
