Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?
Would you like to do some wine tasting? I'll taste you first.
I think we could make beautiful wine together.
If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.
I couldn't help noticing you're drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
May I taste the wine from your lips?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but aren't you extremely fugly?
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
You're more fetching than my favorite ball.
I came here looking for a little tail.
When it all comes down to it (and I wouldn't have any other way), you're purrrrfect for me!
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?
Don Knick, Paddy-wack, only gave this dog a bone.
Hey there, beautiful... looking for an Alpha dog?
Will you be my meow?
Just call me Puss in Boots
You have a face that could make a blind person regain their sight, only to gouge their own eyes out in horror.
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a wet paper towel to stop a speeding train.
