Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?
Hey. I like your new-old shoes.
Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.
Can I feed you blood?
Go out with me or I'll kill us both!
Didn't I go to your funeral?
Are you a professional dominatrix?
Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.
Don't worry, none of this blood is mine.
I'd love to strum your g-string.
Hey baby... I wouldnt mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!
Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u'll take your Falsetto an octive higher.
When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.
The theme of this movement is love... Let's develop it...
Im gonna make you go up an octave.
I'll let you be the dominant.
Don't worry, I play oboe. I can handle double the wood.
