Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Baby I'd nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.
Which commandment do you want to break?
Can I kiss your Mezuzah?
That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!
Wanna get a drink sometime? I was thinking a glass of wine - I know this really great chuppah we can hang out under.
I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
Next place I want to see your hijab is on my bedroom floor.
Don't play with my mind, play with my boobs.
So do you have an oral or an fixation?
I enjoy long walks to the MEG scanner and one-on-one time with a participant in the Eyetracker.
I think I'm schizophrenic, because baby I'm delusional about you.
Damn girl! You must be ovulating!
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months
My Mom says I'm the best kisser she's ever known.
I'm working on a porn site. Wanna be in the first video?
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
The voices like your skin.
Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I 'd like to chop your legs off.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop screaming?
That is a gun in a pocket and I am not pleased to see you.
