Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Some days I wish you were like a flight just so I can be the one to catch you up.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Your ugliness is so all-encompassing, it's a wonder that mirrors don't shatter in your presence.
Hey chef, are you a fan of fusion cuisine? Because I think we’d make a great pairing.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I never have a false start.
Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I ’d like to chop your legs off.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would refuse to touch your face, knowing that it's beyond saving.
You’ve a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.
If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.
Will you be the burger to my smash?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop screaming?
I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
You have a face that could make a blind person regain their sight, only to gouge their own eyes out in horror.
Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.
You are the glaze to my donut.
May I taste the wine from your lips?
You must be tired. Because you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Would you mind auditing me on the Happiness Rubdown?
