Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'll give you a reason to try milk again.
Hi there, are you drinking a glass of wine? I love travel how about you?
I'm wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.
Would you like to come back to my place and watch Netflix while drinking cheap wine and eating Chipotle?
Girl, you're finer than my ground pepper!
I can bone out 5 chickens in 10minutes, just think of the sexual implications.
I can do amazing things to your tongue.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
Girl, you're so fine I could sift flour with you.
I love you as much as I love oyster sauce.
I'd like to casserole you. That's done slowly for about four hours.
Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.
Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?
Wanna lick my beater?
You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee... and less drippy.
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
Are you a frito cause your really corny.
Has anyone ever told you've got beautiful fries?
Are you Little Caesars because you look hot and ready.
I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.
