Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Inheriting a million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Come over to my place and I'll show you me Lucky Charms.
I have one Irish friend. Other than that... kiss me.
I'll be your seeder of you'll be my leecher and we can torrent all night long.
Can I do your systems analysis?
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.
My love for you could power the world's electrical needs for our our time.
You and I must have same natural frequency cause we resonate together!
You must be tired, because you've been running through the Internet all day.
Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.
I'm here to check your shorts.
Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.
Can I pinch hit on you?
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
