Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Would a Mormon working for the Postal Service be a Letter Day Saint?
The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.
I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start.
He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record.
I was studying in an apiary class. This resulted in me receiving a bee on my exam.
Why was Farmer Brown angry? Someone got his goat.
Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'.
What do you call a bald monster? A lock-less monster.
The statistician attended the dance stag. He didn't have any data.
When Jesus entered Jerusalem, people waved palm branches because they were being frondly.
Superfluous refers to a bad case of the flu.
Some people marry for love, others for wealth. That's why it is called match or money.
Deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.
My pet bird can predict the future. He is an omen pigeon.
I got kicked out of cartoon art school. I guess you could say I was in suspended animation.
The Hobbits were put in charge of collecting highway revenue because they're just so Tolkien.
Instead of engaging in my own hobbies, my wife has me constantly helping her in her garden. I guess you could say I am pistil whipped.
The Crimean cannibal loved Tatar tots.
Everyone in the family knew that they had to join the spy agency. It was a clan destine operation.
Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'.
