Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
I don't know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
The Lord taketh away… and the Lord… giveth me to you
I like you how I like the Sumatran Tiger. Saved!
Eye for an eye? Nah, I'm more a kiss-for-a-kiss kind a guy
I'm led by the Holy Spirit, and he led me straight to you
I would like to pray with you
If we were around at the time of Noahs Ark, we´d be paired as a couple
You're looking for a knight in shining armour? I just happen to be wearing the armour of God
Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
You really are a fisher of men cause baby you just reeled me in.
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
I'd give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus, so you can have my number instead.
You're the capitol of every nation in my eyes! Except Djibouti. The capitol of Djibouti is also Djibouti.
You look like a trout, baby, and I want to catch you.
You've a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.
