Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey chef, do you have a secret recipe for love?
Your money isn't the only tip I want.
You are as pretty as a Green card.
Your car's fuel efficiency is a cruel joke, devouring gasoline like a ravenous beast and leaving your wallet in tears.
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.
Your car's exhaust emits a toxic cloud of pollution, contributing to the slow demise of our planet.
Is work the only place that you are good at serving?
The seats in your car are as uncomfortable as sitting on a bed of sharp nails, punishing your backside with each jolt.
I got kicked out of cartoon art school. I guess you could say I was in suspended animation.
What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? - Scream or sugar!
I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
You're more fetching than my favorite ball.
Did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?
Wow girl, I know you're going to hell because its got to be a sin to look that good!
I came here looking for a little tail.
When it all comes down to it (and I wouldn't have any other way), you're purrrrfect for me!
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
