Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You came from nothing, and you brought it with you.
High, I'm Will, God's will!
Don't walk away, babe. You may not think I'm perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
I'd like to be in a geostationary orbit around you.
You are the full Moon and I am the Star.
I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
I don't care what Copernicus says, you're the only planet to me.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?
Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?
I'm a lawyer... Thrust me.
You're like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.
Could you watch my stuff while I go for a swim? (then ask them to join you.)
Lane lines can't keep us apart.
If everybody here accidentally drowned, the first bloated corpse I'd pull out would be yours, sweetheart.
Damn girl! You look extra fine with that glowing tan.
I really like your swimsuit.
Hey, climb here often?
Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?
