Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity
Got two nipples for a dime?
I wanna eat the flavors off your tampon
Was your daddy a thief? I'm not. I'm a serial killer.
I like my women like I like my wine - 18 years old and boxed up in my basement.
Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?
I liverspotted you from across the bar?
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You've got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
