Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you glow tape? Cause you're all I can see.
So would you like to make 4 babies with me?
They told me that I'd feel the spirit at church, not that I'd see an angel!
I just got off my mission and I'm looking for my next companion.
I've got an E-meter for two back at my pad.
I'll be the Rose to your Rosie.
You're so cute, I wanna lock you up in my basement.
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
You give me an Assiniboiner.
I can name something that's longer than Confederation Bridge.
You look familiar; didn't I see you writhing around on the filthy floor of a dive bar on Last Night?
So, are you a goth? Wanna' get coffee?
Let's make music on my sheets.
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be in the middle of you.
Do you play defense? Because whenever I'm around you, I can't seem to score.
Are you a seashell? Because I can't help but pick you up and keep you close.
Are you a level? Because everything feels perfectly balanced when you're around.
