Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Would you butter my crumpet?
The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.
Are you British? Cause I wanna screw EU.
You want to dip your chips into my salsa?
I jumped the border to america...so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
I want to go up and down all your scales.
Can you teach me to fish? Because I want to spend all my time with you.
Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand"
Come here often, because you smell fishy?
Can I stick my rudder in your stern?
Do you want to get some tuna fish and field mouse pudding?
I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.
You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm The Easter Bunny!
Toi-let me be your valentine?
Have you ever met a detective electrician? They call me Sherlock Ohms.
Excuse me, you look familiar. Are you a famous basketball player?
